As you can see from the photo above, Selena Gomez has joined the US Border Patrol, and she has made her way down to Tijuana to do her part to stop the caravan of
invaders migrants from crossing over.
According to sources, Selena is furious that this caravan of filthy Hondurans are so brazenly trying to force their way into the US, when she had to sneak through the desert with a kilo of cocaine in her colon while being repeatedly raped by the “coyote” human trafficker that was pretending to be her father.
Unfortunately for Selena, despite her wearing the official border patrol uniform, she was quickly detained and brought in for questioning due to her primitive Mexican appearance.
However, after many hours of intense interrogation with top officers Selena was finally released, and she is now resting comfortably in a hotel room, wearing lingerie, and icing down her sore sex holes.