Taylor Swift drew the ire of network censors when she appeared on “The Tonight Show” with Jimmy Fallon in this ridiculously slutty short dress.
Taylor was originally scheduled to appear in a much more modest outfit, but quickly changed backstage when she was suddenly overcome with the desire to expose the majority of her long legs to millions of television viewers.
NBC, the network that airs “The Tonight Show”, was inundated with angry letters and emails from viewers (especially among The Tonight Show’s key 65 and over demographic). Many referred to Taylor as a “tramp”, “floozy”, and “two-dollar whore”, and some even claimed that they now can not get the smell of tuna fish out of their TV set.
Long time Tonight Show fan Gertrude Applefoot of Speedway, IN said that she would never watch the show again. Gertrude explained that, “Jimmy is a nice enough boy, but he is no Johnny. Johnny would have tag teamed that Taylor Swift hussy with Ed backstage while balancing his glass of mingle malt whiskey on her back. Then you better believe he’d of had her cover up before going on air. The show had standards back in those days”.