Rihanna Had Sex With Ashton Kutcher Last Night

Rihanna Had Sex With Ashton Kutcher Last Night

Last night pop star Rihanna was seen visiting Ashton Kutcher’s Hollywood Hills home just before midnight. Rihanna later emerged at 4 A.M., jumped into her chauffeured SUV and sped off.

What were Rihanna and Ashton doing alone together in the middle of the night for 4 hours? The answer is clearly that Ashton Kutcher had a late night craving for a roast beef sandwich with a side of HIV, so he called Rihanna up for a booty call.

After Ashton finished pounding her meaty pussy, he probably worked off some frustration by slapping Rihanna around for the next 3 hours and 55 minutes (as it is well known that she can take a punch) before spanking her ass and sending her on her way.

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