Actress Rachel Bilson shows off her 30-year-old weathered husk of a body in a bikini in the pictures below.
It seems like only yesterday Rachel Bilson was a fresh-faced teen with many prospective virile Muslim suitors. Now those days are long past as Rachel is far too old for marriage, and her dried up eggs leave little hope for any breeding potential.
Let these Rachel Bilson bikini pics serve as a cautionary tale for all heathen women. Marry in your early teens like a good Muslim girl or you risk ending up sad, alone, and childless while aimlessly wondering on a beach in a slutty bikini like Rachel Bilson.