Miley Cyrus has fled the country with her 46 year old lover Norman Leerer. The couple was spotted on what appears to be the surface of the moon frolicking in the sand around the craters.
Miley, who is still just 17 years old, obviously ran off with Norman to the moon so that they could be intimate without fear of retribution from this countries oppressive age of consent laws.
A more romantic scenario I have not heard. The cocky old pervert and the young teenage skank running off to bang each others brains out is the stuff of a Shakespeare sonnet. Enjoy these pictures of true romance in action.