Here are the top 17 slutty celebrity social media pictures of the week.
#17 Doutzen Kroes
Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes imitates the Jew God Jesus with her arms extended while straddling some sort of aquatic sex toy.
#16 Lourdes Leon
Madonna’s 16-year-old fugly half-Mexican daughter Lourdes Leon airs out her stinky arm pits while in a bikini.
#15 Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton shows her “wild side” with this leopard bikini, and spunk filled anal cavity (not pictured).
#14 Hailey Baldwin
Hailey Baldwin, the 17-year-old daughter of actor Stephen Baldwin who is himself the 47-year-old brother of more famous actor Alec Baldwin, dykes out in the ocean with some frumpy looking Puerto Rican chick.
#13 Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez throws up a gang sign while showing off her ass in jean short after stealing a couple bikes with a busted looking nigra.
#12 Mckayla Maroney
17-year-old US Olympic gymnast Mckayla Maroney shows off her plowable ass (and by that I mean her ass could pull a plow) in spandex pants.
Rihanna looks perplexed as she is seated looking up at someone, but there isn’t a dick in her mouth.
#10 Ariana Grande
Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande uses her hair to cover her non-existent boobs. If only she had enough hair to cover the rest of her sinful body.
#9 Marloes Horst
Victoria’s Secret model Marloes Horst takes a selfie showing off her perfectly proportioned face and long legs in the hopes of being brutally sodomized by a Muslim man.
#8 Kaley Cuoco
“The Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco throws up a gang sign while sucking on a lemon and showing off her sinful cleavage.
#7 Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez dykes out in a hot tub with some rough looking skanks.
#6 Doutzen Kroes
Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes shows off her tight little ass in a thong while sunbathing topless… may Allah smite her soon!
#5 Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton enjoys the view at a beautiful seaside Marriott.
#4 Charisma Carpenter
Charisma Carpenter proves the even 43-year-old washed-up actresses can be attention whores on Instagram.
#3 Hailey Baldwin
Hailey Baldwin does her hilarious impersonation of a thirsty Holocaust survivor.
#2 Paulina Gretzky
Paulina Gretzky (daughter of hockey great Wayne Gretzky) contemplates deep metaphysical thoughts on the nature of being and reality while tanning in this slutty bikini.
#1 Mckayla Maroney
Mckayla Maroney is just begging for it in this pic. If she was 10 years younger and that was a hijab on her head I’d certainly give it to her.